December 19, 2004
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The Twelve Days of Dram – Day 7
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo…
Update: *munching on sympathy bon-bons from da_cheese_gurl* Mmmmm… what was I so worked up about again?
OH YEAH! YUTA! Doggone those Phoenix Suns! What are they thinking!?! “Oh, we have the best team in the league right now… let’s change things!” No wonder these bozos haven’t won a world championship yet!
And yes, I know it’s not his fault, but Jackson Vroman, the guy that replaced Yuta on the roster, shall now be referred to as “The Anti-Yuta”.
So, until some team wises up and gives Yuta a job, we present the final rendition of…
The Yuta (unemployment) Line!
Games Played
Suns Record When Yuta Plays
NBA Teams Played For/Cut From
Dumb Teams Played For/Cut From
Lockers Cleaned Out
Current Japanese Players in NBA
Suns Games Dram Will Watch
Yuta Jersey Orders Canceled
Vroman Voodoo Dolls Created
4
4-0
2/2
2/2
1
0
0
42,326
1
Ah crap… I ran out of bon-bons.
Comments (9)
*offers bon bons of comfort*.
*pats darren’s back*
there, there, baby…
i borrowed your pic, and linked to your site… hope you don’t mind. hugS>
Down, but not out of making some sort of comeback somewhere else.
awwwwww…
Poor Yuta
Great News – now he can join Golden State and replace Speedy Claxton. Nah, I wouldn’t wish that on Yuta!
I am sorry Darren! These bastards have been disappointing me since 1976 and I still hold a grudge for that loss. Did you get a Yuta jersey?