December 18, 2004
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The Twelve Days of Dram – Day 6
As I’ve stated before, I really don’t get into these online quizzes. Until someone makes a scientifically correct quiz (like this really, really accurate one right here), I’m just not interested in wasting time answering all those questions just to get some bogus result.
Lately, there’s been a lot of quizzes where all you have to do is type your name in and it gives you a result… sort of like a window into your personality. I’m not sure how these things can be considered a “quiz”… I guess you fail if you can’t remember your name?
I’ve avoided these things anyway just on principle, but I saw this one on a lot of Xanga sites awhile ago (okay… a LONG while ago) and decided to try it out…
How to make a Dramamine Boy
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
5 parts brilliance
3 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!
WHAT THE HECK!?! 1 PART JEALOUSY!?! See, this is why I hate these quiz thingys! They’re so doggone inaccurate!
GRRRR! I HATE PEOPLE THAT DIDN’T GET JEALOUSY ON THEIR QUIZ!!
Comments (4)
5 parts mercy
1 part courage
1 part empathy
Dram that quiz is whacked. I typed in MC Rudimentary, which is my real name and not my “fake xanga” name. That is the result I got. 5 Parts mercy!!!! I pray for slow pigeons and squirrels when I drive. These quizzes are such junk!
nyahhhaa… mine were all good. something about 100 parts charm and 90 parts xanga goddess-ness.
and. AND. your quiz just gave me the ‘I don’t like Dram at all’ message. You know, Dram Boy, just because a girl doesn’t appreciate Counter Strike and Kung Paw Chicken Chow Mein: The Movie and loves the 80s including the boy george and would not mind the cuddles from a gay middle aged former singer sensation man, does not mean that she doesn’t love the Dram.
Dude! if i tell you that you rock one more time, i will hurl. so, you suck, dare. you really, really suck.
i’m not a very good dram fan at all, huh?
but this should make you pleased:
How to make a indieblogger
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
5 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!
Let’s not overlook those 5 parts of brilliance…