November 30, 2003
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I was reading Cindy’s blog awhile back and noticed that she received a marriage proposal from none other than Xanga icon, cowboybone.
I also noticed that blondless is running a “Xanga’s Most Eligible Bachelor” contest… of which I was not invited to partake in.
All I have to say about both is… WHAT ABOUT ME!?! I mean, am I not the most eligiblist of eligibles!?!
(I’m sure the heads are spinning at Merriam-Webster after that last sentence)
That’s okay, I’m not bitter. Since Cindy has not made her final decision yet on Ben’s proposal and the bachelor contest has not concluded, here’s Dramamine Boy’s Xanga…
REASONS WHY CINDY SHOULD MARRY DRAMAMINE BOY INSTEAD OF COWBOYBONE
- I will not put stupid hats on our children.
- Our children will never say, “What was that all aboot?”.
- Dramamine Girl sounds much cooler than Cowgirlbone.
- Good luck getting President’s weekend off with pay in Canada!
- You’ll never have to worry about needing help around the house.
After you put in that water main, that backyard needs weeding!
- I’m
oldmature.
- I didn’t see any antenna balls comin’ from Canada!
Finally, the following words appear on Ben’s Xanga…
So what if I took it totally out of context… or that I paraphrased and it meant something completely different in his blog… or that he wasn’t even the one that said it. HE TYPED IT! Isn’t that enough!?! It’s like some kind of subliminal thing or freudian slip or some other thing I don’t understand. Is THIS the kind of person you want to marry!?!
If those reasons don’t convince you, I guess I’ll have to bring out the big guns to put the icing on the cake…
And if, after all this, Cindy decides to go the Ben route and any of the above looks awfully appealing to any of you out there… I’M AVAILABLE!!
Uh… that offer goes out to girls only.
Unless you can cook.
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Comments (38)
Aww poor Dram. Obviously everybody needs love. Including Dram. Maybe you’ll get lucky…
*laughs hysterically*
..er, I mean, yeah. I said too much..
queL
Mannnnnn I asked Cowboybone to force u to participate!!!!!! and u supposed to email me in private too. U shunned me and u complaining??????? ARGH I want blood. No wonder Cindy picked boner…. hahaahahaha Wait, u can always join my bacherette contest next year. haha
I’ve never seen icing put on a cake with a big gun, but if anyone can do it, you can.
LoL…hey, if she won’t I will
hehe..have a nice day!
I can cook…
*sob*….woe is me…two men vying for my heart…and ONE OF THEM IS CANADIAN!!! What’s a girl to do?? OH dear Dramamine Boy…I cannot post what my heart tells me yet, but you do make a point of the antenna balls and the god-awful cowgirlbone name. Woe is me!! *faint*
hehehehe, a blog that turned into a personal ad.
@_@ Who wouldn’t want to marry Dram?!?! That’s crazy! Dram can marry me!! ^_^ Except…that my cooking isn’t the greatest.. heh ^^” But it’s not like I’ve ever poisoned anybody!! I suppose I could take cooking lessons…See? I’m willing to learn to cook if you marry me
That proves I’m willing to make the sacrifice 
I dunno what the heck blondie’s talking about. She only told me after the submission had started. Sure, try to blame the boner… uh, I mean, the cowboy.
rofl, rofl, rofl… =) i have this habit of reading your posts when i’m cramming for tests. i leave myself an hour and a half, at least, for a ‘dramamineboydistraction’. three to five minutes for reading your post – and the rest of the time for rofl’ing.
.. cowgirlbone… rofl, again.
awe Dram….don’t be so down. You know there’s THOUSANDS of other perfectly humanoid girls for you to chose from out there in Xangaland! Of course, about 90% of them type like monkeys wearing oven mitts, 50% are under 18, 14.5% have abnormal growths coming out of a part of their body and 63% have very strong non-internet body odors O_o.
Of course, if you do happen to locate one of the small percentage of girls out there who are not born for the circus, they’re probably up here in Canada with the rest of us
Haha, I’m sure she just assumed such an eligible would already be ineligible.
Plus, she wanted to get married right, not adopt a child? 
No……I asked him in the morning! I didn’t even introduce the contestants till that nite….oh well.
who needs match.com when xanga is around?
i’d volunteer to make you ineligible, but i don’t do ‘cooking’.
Le Sigh.
i don’t want Cindy’s leftovers… Hmmf!
hhmmm…i do cook…no bodily odors *sniff armpits*…i think i’m human enough…i don’t think i have an abnormal growth *check for 3rd nipple*…i’m over 18…
wait…i type like i’m a monkey with mittens on
*if you can live with that* ^___^
queLness - Yeah, that’s right, everyb… HEY! What’s so funny!?!
blondless - That’s not how I heard it!
That’s okay, I’ll just stand on the outside looking in… *sniff*
arnie_flangehead - Hahaha… ya, once again, I’ve done an impressive job of mixing metaphors.
SuuGaPuFF - Woohoo!
civic4982 - Well, let’s see how the female commentors fare first.
CindyWang – Take your time… I’m sure Ben will do something else to mess up his chances.
drcpu - And it didn’t cost me a cent!
lilchinadoll341 - Hey, zero deaths is always a positive!
cowboybone - Oh boy, the accusations are a-flyin’! Woohoo! Fight! Fight!
acetyleen - Hahahaha… Dramamine Boy’s Xanga – ruining GPAs around the world!
neko_nog - Doggone it, Canada has everything!
Lilyny - Hehehehe… I look young for my age.
petitekiu - That’s right! Forget that AsianAvenue crap, too!
sydney_chickie - I don’t mind eating out!
Uhhh… who’s paying?
cherwhoah - Hahahaha… but you already have dinner on your table!
maryCherry22 - I don’t mind! Some monkeys type pretty well.
*lmao* Your blogs always make my day so much more interesting….
I don’t know how Cindy could pick cowboy over you… ’specially with the cowgirlbone…
Poor ben.
=’.'=
heyyyy ur not an eligible bachelor! i thought we had sumthing special! remember bak in the day when u killed me in coms n stuff? well I’ll always remember. hmph!
ahh ur such a player! u got this cindy girl…and patricia lilchinadoll is tryin to steal u away from me! ahhh BACK OFF LADIES he’s MINE!! grrr lol *sniff**sniff* i guess i’ll go eat and cry now.
Psssh! Why don’t YOU back off Judes? You’re the one with the fruity, Disney channel boyfriend. LOL
LOL!!! The things we do in the NAME OF LUVVvvvvvvvvvvv…
Oh yeah, Dram, the metaphor is not, “to put the icing on the cake,” it’s “to put the lotion in the basket.” Yeah. LEARN! haha… eh, look, I’m still laughing! harhar
queL
Thanks for the Canadian jokes.
From the Canadian Cindy.
HEY PATRICIA hes not fruity!!! and hes not my bf…i was just kidding…hehehe…but i’m NOT kidding about dram. yup he’s my husband. fo sho yo
tee hee
Just stumbled onto your site–very fun! Thanks for my first “LOL” of the day. Those are rare…
The only thing I can cook is PB&J, but that’s all you need right?!
Marriage proposals on Xanga, what will they think of next! Haha.
awww… what a cutie!! love the baby pics
you must’ve been such a heartbreaker when you were younger… haha… and it seems like you still are 
anyways, if cindy doesn’t want you, you should go for blondie!! hahah… you two are equally hilarious!!
Who could resist those pics & the free labor???
Firey17 - Glad you enjoyed it!
Bloodberry - Hey… what about that Erik van Patten guy (or whatever he’s called)? I got replaced weeks ago!
lilchinadoll341 - Disney channel? What does he do, is he like the guy in the Mickey Mouse suit?
wwny - I was thinkin’ more like “Desperate times make for desperate measures”.
queLness - Woohoo… lotion in the basket… weeeee!
makino81 - Feel free to use them out on the street!
MD64 - Thanks! Glad to start the day off right!
KittyKat7 - Oh no no noooooo… no peanut butter!
hershey_hugs - Well, people laugh WITH Blondie, they laugh AT me!
eFairy - Beats me! I thought the choice would be simple!
btw, i posted that entry past midnight. so technically, it was already today’s post. soo…. NYAH!
queL
aww poor dram…. drammy…. drammer… drammist
(read my blog for understanding of that one)
my yard’s a mess and my water pipes surely could use replacing… ::sigh:: too bad I’m taken.
merry christmas weeeeeeee
all i want for christmas is dram <3
hee hee
Her boyfriend was in this stupid skater movie called “Brink!” It sucked. And he was in the Princess diaries…once more he sucked. She picked a loser over the almighty Dram!
of course 70 mins is good. no, it’s not just good.. it is explicitly excellent.
i was the first to walk outta there, with a smirk on my face to piss off all the other people still burying their heads in their exam papers. i shall find out my marks tomorrow! and i’ve got high hopes for this 
MARRY ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or you could send me your address =) and you get a personalized vicky card. =) that’d be almost as good as marrying me. =) almost. =)
=)
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