December 15, 2004
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The Twelve Days of Dram – Day 3!
What we REALLY need translated
That’s right, people… he’s back! After an extended stay on the injured list, Yuta Tabuse has been re-activated by the Phoenix Suns just in time to humiliate yet another opponent! How are the Suns doing so far? Why don’t we take a look, shall we?
FIRST PLACE, BABY! And not only first place, but the Suns currently have the best record in the NBA! I sure hope you all put all your money down on the Suns like I told you to! Wondering what the current odds are for the Suns to win the NBA championship? As you recall, before the season, the odds were 50/1. Now?
12/1! There’s still time! Cash in that eBay stock! Sell the family heirlooms! Throw every penny you got on the Suns, so in June, you’ll all be yelling…
The Yuta Line!
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Comments (5)
hahhahaha… you have the best ideas. english to cat would be great, so that maybe my big fat cat and I can talk about balanced meals.
on another note, the yuta line is pretty empty today.
mmmmmmkay?!
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The cool looking useless thing is a PS2 controller…duh
haha, I love the Babel Fish translator!
I know you love your Tabuse, but without m’boy Nash, your suns would be um… a blackhole?! Crap, out-smarted by myself again. Glad for the sake of both our favourite players that the suns are lighting it up in phoenix. Were they really rated 60:1 to take the championship? I can hardly believe that with their line-up. I was sure they’d make final four from their roster from the get-go.
As for the raptors being 60:1 to make NBA champions? That’s a little optimistic wouldn’t you say. There’s trouble in the TDot, and I ain’t bailin’ theme out this time.
haha. We gotta release Carter somehow, some way… we need to do a one-for-one with another team. All this talk about Rose and Marshall. Puleease. Take the man they used to call “Vinsanity”… and give us something new to work with.
I agree with drphil. The Raptors and Bucks both at 60-1 odds? If I were in Milwaukee, I’d be pretty annoyed at being related equally to the Raptors right now.