May 25, 2004
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Hello everyone! Chuckie here again. Sorry Chuckie no been around lately. Many people like last blog about eating so Chuckie try to get staff to work. Stafff has been outside playing games and having good time since Master Dram leave. Chuckie try to be like Master Dram and yell and tell them they never see sun again if they no work. Workers end up taking turns putting Chuckie in garbage can and rolling Chuckie down hills. Then, staff take away all Chuckie quarters. So, Chuckie been too dizzy and broke to blog.
Chuckie know people want to read new things here, so Chuckie sell Master Dram tiger to happy man that needed new tiger after his last tiger chew on his partner. So now Chuckie have enough quarters to entertain everyone again!
But Chuckie wonder why even try to blog for Master Dram. Everyone comment how funny Master Dram is, but no say anything about Chuckie. Chuckie do all work, but nobody say “Good job, Chuckie!”. They just laugh and say how silly Master Dram is. Here is e-mail Chuckie get:
To: Chuckie
From: Mean Person
Hey Chuckie,
Where’s Dram? We all miss him. Instead of posting your dumb story, why don’t you do something constructive and go out and find him?
From,
Mean Person
See? Mean person make Chuckie sad. So Chuckie try to change things and make everyone happy!
First, people say Chuckie name is scary name. People say when they hear “Chuckie”, they think “scary doll that stab people”. Chuckie no want people to be scared of Chuckie, so Chuckie want to change name. Chuckie want to be like favorite singer and change name to “
“, or “Blogger Formerly Known As Chuckie”. So, whenever everyone see smiley face, they think of Chuckie and they smile! No can be scared of Chuckie when looking at smiley face! See, Chuckie… whoops… is smart.
Next,
notice that everyone love pictures on Dramamine Boy Xanga, so find program that staff uses and make own pictures!
do all by himself! It look just like if is there!
Last is super surprise!
search high and low to bring back Dramamine Boy Xanga bestest idea that everyone love!
Hai everbodi!
Omigosh i can’t beleev i’m bak on Xanga i’m sooooo happi 2 talk 2 every1 again an i kno all u peepl sooooo missd me! Yai!
I can talk bout sooooo mani thingz since da last time i wuz here an since derez no stupid dramaboy 2 interrup me i can talk as loooooong as i wan 2 an u can all thank Chuckie 4 havin me entertain every1 u r tooooo sweet 4 bringn me bak Chuckie!
Miss Katy… Chuckie not my name anymore, it’s
.
What? How do u sai dat?
Shud i just smile an den u wud kno dat i m saying u’r name but den how wud u kno if i m saying u’r name or just smiling or shud i call u mister smilie face man or shud i just…
Never mind, Miss Katy. Just use Chuckie.
Hee hee! u r sooooo funni smilie Chuckie face!
Hey Chuckie u kno wat wud b sooooo supa cool dat every1 out dere wud luv? Letz sing a song!
Uhhh… Chuckie know english, but Chuckie no understand everything you say. Did Miss Katy want Chuckie to sing song?
Dat’s wat i sed letz sing!
Sure! Chuckie like sing!
Do u no dis 1 Chuckie?
Dey say we’re yung n we dunno
We wun find out ntil we gro
Oh boy! Chuckie love Sonny and Cher!
Well Chuckie no know if all that true
Cuz you got Chuckie, and baby, Chuckie got you
Babe…
i
got
u babe
chuckie
got
you babe
i
got
u babe
chuckie
got
you babe
Dey say r luv wun pay da rent
b4 itz earnd r monyz all been spent
Chuckie guess that so, we no have a pot
But at least Chuckie sure of all the thing we got
Babe…
i
got
u babe
chuckie
got
you babe
i
got
u babe
chuckie
got
you babe
Chuckie no know this part of song
So Chuckie make up as he go along
n when i’m sad yur a clown
n if i get scurrd yur alwaiz aro-
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO DOING TO MY SITE!?!
Oh… hello Master Dram…
Oh poo poo… he alwaiz showz up 2 ruin all da fun. Bai!
Um… Chuckie just helping out while you away, Master Dram…
Where is everyone? What’s that big fire outside? WHY WAS “SHE” HERE!?!
Um… Master Dra-
Where are all the blogs that were supposed to be posted? Why weren’t things taken care of when I was away? Why don’t we have any more chickens!?!
Ummmm… Mas-
Holy crap! What happened in the computer room!?! Get everyone back in here! I’m goin’ upstairs and gettin’ some sleep.
Okay Master Dram… Chuckie glad you are back!
Whew… Master Dram not too happy. Chuckie think it good idea to leave before Master Dram find out tha-
What the… WHERE’S MY TIGER!?! CHUCKIEEEEEEE!
Oh oh. This is end of Chuckie blog for… ever. Goodnight everyone!
Comments (34)
dat kati gurl is so annoeeing.
much as i love chuckie, i’m glad to have master dram back in da house!!!
Good job, Chuckie!!
Welcome back, Dram!
That note from “Mean Person” is so sad! Chuckie did good…except maybe for the whole Sonny and Cher song part…that was just, um, interesting.
don’t be too hard on chuckie. he did a great job! =)
oh poor chuckie, always denied the love. here’s some, just for you ==>
so what’s your symbol going to look like again, chuckie?
bwhahahaha… poor Chuckie.
Welcome back Dram!
=’.'=
Hi Dram.
Don’t you ever scare me like that again.
- Jeff
oh
…you did good…Dram go easy on him…he tried his best
Aw,
was trying really hard, only give him 10 lashes this time. And maybe be a little stricter on that staff too!
Good job holding down the fort Chuckie. Good thing Dram is back, I was about to join a 12 step program for the withdrawl…
is it me or why is it so hard to understand katy wong’s writing and freaking pink blogs? aauurrghh.. dancing hello kitty is not going to change my mind either.
miss you dram!
Yay! You’re back! And be nice to Chuckie (or
), he tried his best.
DRAM IS BACK!!!!!!
Sweet. Dram returns.
Don’t run Chuckie off forever he does a great job. Only one caining maybe two but THAT’S IT!!
DRAM! YOU’RE BACK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and you’re back just in time for my birthday!!!!
!!!!! byebye chuckie 
hehehe ~judes
lol yea i think jr just did that cuz its my birthday ^_^ hes always playin ffxi nowadays
grrrr
You’re back!!! Does this mean I have to return all your clothes and furniture?
(in a ricky ricardo sing-song voice) “chuckieeee, yorrr een trraabolll!!”
ah. *sniffs air* Master Dram is indeed back. Great comeback post… but is it totally uncool to totally singing along with
and katy?
i got you babe…
babe!
yayyyyy drams back!!!! = ) sorry chuckie about dram bein mad… but DRAM’S BACK!!!!
man. The blogger formerly known as
is WEIRD looking. Sorry 
. Man…don’t you exfoliate?
Haha anyway I love Katy! She’s like…my wannabe asian alter ego in 5th grade…
WELCOME BACK DRAM
silvermyst_ashke - i kno!
wwny - It appears this house needs a good cleaning… and hey, you’re not working right now, soooooo…
Melanie1213 - Thanks!
Dear_Amy04 - I think “disturbing” might be a better description.
blacksesame - Ohhhhh, you won’t be seeing Chuckie for quite some time.
tjthunderball - Hey, Chuckie’s gone… send some love this way now!
photographs_in_a_box - Yeah, I’m still thinking up a good punishment for him… any ideas?
LPMagic - Sorry, but I bought this new scary mask and I just had to try it out.
CrazyGB - Easy!?! Um… no guarantees.
KittyKat7 - True, they did end up goofing off instead of trying to work… oh boy, I have an excuse to inflict abuse!
jeaniewinks - Hahahaha… I wonder what those 12 steps would be… hmmmmmmmm…
petitekiu - Oh, it’s definitely not just you.
lilchinadoll341 - I don’t think he’ll be using
for his name once I get done with him.
hello_58701 - YES I AM!!!
GoldenZora -
astrohooker - Maybe ten?
Bloodberry - Um, I timed my blog to land on your birthday… yeahhhhhh, that’s what I did.
magure - Or the money you got from selling ‘em.
sydney_chickie - No, I think it’d help immensely to sing along with them!
AssAssAssain29 - Man, maybe I should be gone more often if this many people are gonna be happy when I return.
SaltedLemons - Hahahaha… I’ve heard that about Katy Wong from a couple of people now.
master dram, ryc: you just gave yourself another topic to blog about. do tell about your trip!
dram: i think maybe… just maybe you have MPD… ever think about it?
Bye Chuckie. It’s been nice…
Welcome back Dram. So, where you been?
Sherri
Good one, Chuckie!
run chuckie run! run you little bitch! hahahahahahaaa!
Couldn’t Chuckie have found a picture of the Hawaiian Tropic girls in BIKINIS?? How hard would that have been? I mean, on the universal scale of difficult things to do, finding such a photo must rank somewhere between driving your car into a pole and getting Derek Jeter to ground out to short. I like Chuckie and all but he should go back to driving the rental limo.
I wandered over from justabum’s blog. This was hilarious. Thanks!
Dram, Dram, Dram….what genius you and
are. I hope this means there will be more posts from you. 
was awesome, but wasn’t keeping up with the posts. Thanks for the entertainment, though. You are honestly the ONLY Xangan whom I enjoy going back to your first ever post and reading from then on.
MourningJoy - I don’t think I have MPD and neither does Chuckie!
Heh… I had to look up MPD to figure out what it meant. And I’m guessing it didn’t stand for Memphis Police Department, either.
Sherri5762 - Well, where I’ve been might have to be a topic of a future Dramamine Boy’s Xanga blog… um… not exactly sure when that will be, but I’m sure it won’t be the next blog.
One_Crazy_Cat - Oh sure, NOW Chuckie gets some love… I’m sure he appreciates it wherever he is.
halfton81 - I’ll find Chuckie eventually… oh yes, I will.
cowboybone - Which just goes to show how bad of a job Chuckie did with finding and altering quality photos. I’m surprised he didn’t find a pic of Hawaiian Tropic girls wearing parkas.
cyberkyst - Thanks for stoppin’ by!
ScottyLove - Wow, thanks a lot! I’m glad you enjoy all the silliness!
YOU’RE BACK!! Good lord, what were you doing?!?! Trying to convince people that the 80′s were cool?? Pffft….you know that’s a futile effort, Darren.