April 16, 2004
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Helloooooo? This working?
Hello everybody! This is Chuckie, Dramamine Boy Xanga number one employee! Master Dram still no here and workers no work cuz nobody here to “motivate” workers.
Workers are outside making big fire and throwing blogs on top of fire for fun. Workers talk about throwing computers on fire next. Chuckie no think Master Dram will be happy about that when he come back.
Chuckie know people come here to read story… so, Chuckie try to entertain everyone!
Soooo… ummmmmm…
Chuckie no know what to say. Master Dram like to talk about things that happen when he was little, so maybe Chuckie do the same thing and tell story from way back when Chuckie was little!
So, couple of months ago… Master Dram say “stupid union make me be nice to workers” so he say he take all workers on field trip! Master Dram say we going to amusement park, so Chuckie ask if we going to Disneyland. Chuckie never been to Disneyland. Master Dram say no, we going to better one. BETTER THAN DISNEYLAND!?! Chuckie no can wait!
We get to park and it look like Disneyland, but smaller than Disneyland. More like ranch than park. There no Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck, but there llama and monkey. Owner of park not Walt Disney, but different white guy who walk around with umbrella, like Jiminy Cricket and Mary Poppins. Chuckie ride on ferris wheel, drive go carts, feed animals and owner follow us around the whole time and give us cotton candy. Chuckie have lots of fun.
Chuckie must be owner’s favorite cuz owner ask Chuckie to sleep over. Chuckie ask Master Dram and he say “Whatever, kid”, so Chuckie say SURE! Everyone else leave ranch, but Chuckie get to stay and play!
Chuckie and owner ride merry-go-round together and ride pony together and watch movie together. Owner sure is friendly! Chuckie have lots of fun!
Night time come and Chuckie get own room and own bed! Chuckie never sleep with less than eight people in same bed before. But before Chuckie fall asleep, secret door opens and owner tell me to follow him. Owner have secret room with lots of toys and we play games. Chuckie get tired so owner tuck Chuckie into bed, but owner no want to sleep. Then… well… Mr. Lawyer-man say Chuckie no can talk about what happen after that.
So, Chuckie no care if we go to Disneyland anymore. If Disneyland like ranch, Chuckie may go on rides, but Chuckie sleep in own bed at night.
This is end of Chuckie story. Good night everybody!
Comments (20)
You mean that never happened while you were working with Dram…I remember this one time…
just some love
That’s right Chuckie. Protect yourself. You shoulda kicked crazy owner guy in the nuts!
Should have grabbed & Twisted…then ran for you life
run chuckie run! you know he’s bad, he’s bad — you know it. if you need a diversion, just rip off his sister’s outfit. i hear wardrobe malfunctions work. good luck buddy.
ryc: you can come along w/petitekiu to pick-up my cd collection in storage; we can compare musical notes then.
chuckie, switch to a girl’s outfit. i hear master dram has a thing for boy’s clothing.
and the CD collection are all mines for now.
ugh…
good old dram, thanx for making me laugh yet again, keep up the good work = )
I can’t but help picture the Chuckie doll “speaking” as I read that post…I think I have issues = hehe
hahah Damn chuckie has a bed? you must pay them well, i let my “writers” sleep on a pile of shredded newspapers.
HHIGG brought up the end of the egyptian calendar in 2012 too but he called them “those guys that made those triangle things” i’m serious!
and no, it’s not fine young cannibals
erm. you know SuuGaPuFF is right. everytime you say Chuckie I think of scary dolls.
someone needs to treat Chuckie to the business end of a hickory switch. In fact, send him to me and I will make sure that he respects Dram.
hahahaaaaha. thats funny right there.
correct me if I’m wrong but is Chuckie quite possibly Xanga’s first spinoff character??
cute, real cute…
now its my turn to stay awake at night, wondering what will become of our young hero, dram…
roflll aww poor chuckie! :-/ tell dram I said hi, ok?
chuckie’s so hot!
dlordcletus - No, Master Dram always nice to Chuckie. He leave Chuckie alone in “time out”… very, very alone.
hiDeousME - Yay! Chuckie love HiDeous too!
Melanie1213 - Chuckie would, but Chuckie no could find nuts to kick.
CrazyGB - Chuckie never think that Self Protection class would come to good use!
tjthunderball - Owner keep calling Chuckie “P.Y.T.”… Chuckie no know what that mean, but Chuckie no want to stick around to find out!
petitekiu - Chuckie no girl, Chuckie boy! Chuckie would look silly in girl clothes.
shamrocks - Is that good kind of “ugh”? Chuckie hope so.
AssAssAssain29 - Chuckie do all work and Master Dram get credit? No fair!
SuuGaPuFF - Chuckie no doll… Chuckie real person (kind of)!
cherwhoah - Ooooooooo, shredded newspaper sound fluffy. Much softer than solid rock!
silvermyst_ashke - Chuckie try to be entertaining so people think of Chuckie first, not doll!
Bootleg_Hero - Chuckie no mind hickory switch. Much better than metal rod.
halfton81 - Yay, Chuckie make someone laugh!
cowboybone - Chuckie no understand, Mr. Cowbaybon. Chuckie is character but Chuckie no spin… Chuckie get dizzy.
PickledSour - Yay! Chuckie try to look cute for everyone!
ramen_rider - Hahahaha… you make Chuckie laugh!
Bloodberry - Chuckie tell Master Dram “hi” when he come back… hope soon, so Chuckie can get some rest!
sydney_chickie - Yes, weather hot here and Chuckie need a fan.